{"product_id":"existential-dread-t-shirt-powered-by-existential-dread-not-servers-t-shirts","title":"Existential Dread T-Shirt — \"Powered by Existential Dread, Not Servers\" T-Shirts","description":"This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a dry, wry statement across the chest — a quiet badge for those who move through life with a wry, philosophical streak. The heavyweight cotton softens with wear and the after-dye finish gives each shirt a lived-in, vintage feel. Wear it on slow mornings, at late-night music, or while curled up reading something that makes you think. The roomy cut and sturdy construction make it something you reach for when you want comfort that still reads intentional. The graphic sits front-and-center without shouting, so the shirt reads like a private joke shared with anyone who gets it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet softens with wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk and relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43565704020086,"sku":"30924634855005941723","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":43565704052854,"sku":"74356576974768438918","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":43565704085622,"sku":"25963827990923478474","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ S","offer_id":43565704118390,"sku":"30128919705453637005","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ S","offer_id":43565704151158,"sku":"46324593121905139394","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":43565704183926,"sku":"28855819927223779367","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ S","offer_id":43565704216694,"sku":"20928593248367066135","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":43565704249462,"sku":"19601172821313945995","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":43565704282230,"sku":"28604264962880173468","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ S","offer_id":43565704314998,"sku":"31721807477043106108","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43565704347766,"sku":"33185881854682442130","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":43565704380534,"sku":"20507917838032426652","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":43565704413302,"sku":"33422951375545915451","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ M","offer_id":43565704446070,"sku":"23833453523318520249","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ M","offer_id":43565704478838,"sku":"78396183847174144035","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":43565704511606,"sku":"18909993758501573040","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ M","offer_id":43565704544374,"sku":"30811508252377549612","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":43565704577142,"sku":"33044314843300154112","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":43565704609910,"sku":"18852997359596237306","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ M","offer_id":43565704642678,"sku":"28099320513745099303","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43565704675446,"sku":"21820060196100351494","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":43565704708214,"sku":"90619610414290186729","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":43565704740982,"sku":"33716838972603823606","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ L","offer_id":43565704773750,"sku":"27748467481486084512","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ L","offer_id":43565704806518,"sku":"16007528854709087332","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":43565704839286,"sku":"11547130277565117834","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ L","offer_id":43565704872054,"sku":"18012568162220271363","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":43565704904822,"sku":"31754495965245509751","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ L","offer_id":43565704937590,"sku":"27987513924321718988","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43565704970358,"sku":"86072799946602967283","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":43565705003126,"sku":"24117716841215403195","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":43565705035894,"sku":"22322993632978666879","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":43565705068662,"sku":"33531453216590386885","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ XL","offer_id":43565705101430,"sku":"31125398196563466374","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":43565705134198,"sku":"35936938734188047644","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ XL","offer_id":43565705166966,"sku":"25490856302245485527","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":43565705199734,"sku":"45620591750650024502","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":43565705232502,"sku":"18287075000851653640","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43565705265270,"sku":"33744617058539593047","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705298038,"sku":"61628941408960130024","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705330806,"sku":"63306996509720105776","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705363574,"sku":"90277503387862652563","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705396342,"sku":"41187842993699499922","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705429110,"sku":"47068645000459717510","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705461878,"sku":"19661199051289469659","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705494646,"sku":"29384331051027558409","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705527414,"sku":"92776779325969620539","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":43565705560182,"sku":"33059253182958513152","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":43565705592950,"sku":"16745754085186251785","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 3XL","offer_id":43565705625718,"sku":"26968751895175655863","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":43565705658486,"sku":"25754578770004626748","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 3XL","offer_id":43565705691254,"sku":"59403037964394093936","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":43565705724022,"sku":"22700287286611645624","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":43565705756790,"sku":"25437274792871246893","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43565705789558,"sku":"18609105856622492210","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565705822326,"sku":"30027328537619697597","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565705855094,"sku":"30139280504597548845","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brick \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565705887862,"sku":"13247316652671975962","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565705920630,"sku":"25001734427688181427","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565705953398,"sku":"30303466763769610557","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565705986166,"sku":"66435534047039078626","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flo Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565706018934,"sku":"68083076535141795598","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565706051702,"sku":"20125049129160945164","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565706084470,"sku":"27471562169235771116","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":43565706117238,"sku":"28355935444470029857","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/4881\/7014\/files\/20260620131447-1f16caa0-2e5e-6e56-b25b-9efb5b58f705.png?v=1782035582","url":"https:\/\/imnotaiclub.com\/products\/existential-dread-t-shirt-powered-by-existential-dread-not-servers-t-shirts","provider":"ImNotAI Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}