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Bold vintage-style art featuring skeleton women's basketball players locked in from three-point range — fearless, relentless, and shooting with zero biological limitations — with the legendary tagline \"NO MERCY. ALL NET.\" printed on a deep black Comfort Colors tee. For the ballers, the coaches, and the ones who live for the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✦ THE FABRIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Relaxed unisex fit with that perfectly broken-in feel right out of the bag. \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Honduras.\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft, breathable, and built to be your favorite shirt by the third wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✦ THE PRINT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printed with a retro distressed finish — rich ink, vintage texture, and that slightly worn look that makes it feel like you've had it for years. 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