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Hanging in there since day one.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✦ AI DISCLOSURE\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e(the raccoon was not AI-generated. the mockup was. the raccoon has opinions about this.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nMockups are AI-generated. The design? Created and approved by an actual human who has definitely related to a raccoon on a branch before. AI assisted — the chaos is 100% organic. 🖤 #ImNotAI\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✦ THE SHIRT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nComfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, legendary softness. Relaxed unisex fit perfect for slow Saturdays, coffee runs, and every day that requires a little dark humor to get through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✦ THE FABRIC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n100% ring-spun cotton. 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