{"product_id":"humanware-byte-me-retro-nature-t-shirt","title":"HUMANWARE :Byte Me Retro Nature T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot a bug. Not a glitch.\u003cbr\u003eJust a human who's done with your nonsense.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome days the inbox wins. The meetings run long. The Wi-Fi drops at the worst moment. Byte Me is for those days — the ones where you smile, nod, and let your shirt do the talking. Worn-in Comfort Colors, retro nature print, and just enough attitude to get through Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. No humans were harmed in the making of this tee. Bots, however, were roasted.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE SHIRT\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Relaxed unisex fit. Heavyweight and lived-in from the first wear. The retro distressed print gives it that vintage outdoor feel — like a postcard from someone who finally said what everyone was thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE FABRIC\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% ring-spun cotton. Soft, pre-shrunk, and built for the long haul. \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Honduras.\u003c\/strong\u003e Garment-dyed for a naturally faded, worn-in color that only gets better with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE PRINT\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDTG direct-to-garment print with a retro distressed finish. Vintage-inspired, slightly worn — like it's already survived a few bad Mondays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron low heat if needed. 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