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The retro distressed print gives it that vintage concert tee feel — like a postcard from a show where everyone sang along and nobody cared how it sounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE FABRIC\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% ring-spun cotton. Soft, pre-shrunk, and built for the long haul. \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Honduras.\u003c\/strong\u003e Garment-dyed for a naturally faded, worn-in color that only gets better with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE PRINT\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDTG direct-to-garment print with a retro distressed finish. Vintage-inspired, slightly worn — like it's already been through a few car rides where the chorus hit different.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron low heat if needed. 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