{"product_id":"my-heart-has-four-paws-t-shirt","title":"My Heart Has Four Paws T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTwo legs. One heart. Four paws.\u003cbr\u003eAnd honestly, the paws win every time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou didn't plan on loving them this much. Nobody does. But then they looked at you with those eyes, curled up in the exact spot you were about to sit, and somehow became the best part of every single day. This tee is for the ones who know that home isn't a place — it's wherever your pet is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. Pet not included — but we know they're already on your lap right now.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE SHIRT\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Relaxed unisex fit. Heavyweight and lived-in from the first wear. The retro distressed print gives it that vintage pet lover feel — like a postcard from someone who cancelled plans to stay home with their animal and has zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE FABRIC\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% ring-spun cotton. Soft, pre-shrunk, and built for the long haul. \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Honduras.\u003c\/strong\u003e Garment-dyed for a naturally faded, worn-in color that only gets better with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ THE PRINT\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDTG direct-to-garment print with a retro distressed finish. Vintage-inspired, slightly worn — like it's already been through a few cuddle sessions and came out the other side even softer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron low heat if needed. 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