Clawdy is 100% Intelligent & Emotionally Unstable T-Shirt

100% Intelligent. Emotionally Unstable. Certified ImNotAI. 🦀🧠☕

Clawdy's got the credentials — just not the emotional regulation. For the smart, chaotic, self-aware human who aces every test and still cries at commercials. Relatable? We thought so.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed after construction for that soft, vintage color and texture. Tubular knit with no side seams. Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability. Pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. Bold retro Clawdy mascot graphic with that worn, faded feel that only gets better with time.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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