This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee speaks with a dry, witty voice. The bold front print reads like a clever provocation — a conversation starter for coders, skeptics, and anyone amused by tech culture. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish give the shirt a lived-in softness and subtle vintage tone that wears in over time. Throw it on for a brainstorming session, a meetup, or a casual weekend when you want to make a point without shouting. It sits comfortably through long days and late-night debates, aging gracefully with every wash so the message stays readable while the fabric softens.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction - Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
