BTS: Good Luck Automating My Loss of Sanity - Graphic Tee (Teacher / Parent Humor)

Go ahead, Silicon Valley.
Automate THIS.

They can automate the lesson plans. They can automate the grading. They can automate the attendance, the reports, the parent newsletters, and the seating charts. But no algorithm on earth can automate the very specific, deeply personal, beautifully chaotic unraveling that happens when you're a teacher in the middle of a Tuesday. That's handcrafted. That's artisanal. That's yours. Wear it like the badge of honor it absolutely is.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. We fed a teacher's daily schedule into an AI. It returned an error and recommended a career change.

✦ THE SHIRT
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Relaxed unisex fit with that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Available in sizes S–3XL.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Soft, breathable, and holding it together better than you are — and that's saying something. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
Direct-to-garment (DTG) print with a retro distressed finish — vintage-inspired and worn-in looking right out of the box. Bold, chaotic, and completely unautomatable — just like the person wearing it.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design. One day at a time. One wash at a time.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE