BTS: Grading Your Essay in the Dark Webb - Graphic Tee (Teacher / Parent Humor)

It's 11pm. The coffee is cold.
The essays are worse.

Somewhere between the fifth "I think society is very important" thesis statement and the essay that was clearly written in the car that morning, a teacher makes a choice. They go somewhere the rubric can't follow. Somewhere off the grid. Somewhere the red pen has no jurisdiction. This shirt is for every educator who has graded in the dark — literally and figuratively — and still showed up the next day with a smile and a sticker sheet.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. We tried to get AI to grade the essays instead. It also gave everything a B+. So, same.

✦ THE SHIRT
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Relaxed unisex fit with that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Available in sizes S–3XL.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Soft, breathable, and dark enough to hide the existential dread of a 30-essay grading pile. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
Direct-to-garment (DTG) print with a retro distressed finish — vintage-inspired and worn-in looking right out of the box. The kind of shirt that says "I have seen things" without saying a word.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design. Much easier to follow than a student's essay structure.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE