C.I.A. "Completely Imperfect Adult" T-Shirt

C.I.A. — COMPLETELY IMPERFECT ADULT. Classified: still figuring it out. 🕵️

You pay bills. Sometimes. You cook. Occasionally. You have it together. Mostly. The mission: survive adulthood with humor intact. Status: ongoing. Clearance level: barely.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed for soft vintage color and texture. Tubular knit, double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. That worn, faded feel that only gets better with every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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