CAT: Chief Architect of Trouble T-Shirt

C.A.T. — CHIEF ARCHITECT OF TROUBLE. No algorithm predicted this level of chaos. 🐈

AI can model human behavior. It cannot model a cat. The knocked-over glass. The 3am zoomies. The stare that means absolutely nothing and everything at once. Pure, unhinged, irreplaceable chaos — and you wouldn't trade it for the world.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed for soft vintage color and texture. Tubular knit, double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. That worn, faded feel that only gets better with every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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