ChatQuatch — Funny Sasquatch Shirt

ChatQuatch runs on coffee and conspiracy theories. Spotted at every campfire. Never without a mug. Absolutely feral. ☕🦍

For the outdoorsy, caffeine-fueled human who's a little mysterious, a little chatty, and always the most interesting person at the trailhead.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed after construction for that soft, vintage color and texture. Tubular knit with no side seams. Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability. Pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. Bold retro sasquatch graphic with that worn, faded feel that only gets better with time.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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