CLASSIC CAR Warning Driver is Fully Human T-Shirt

WARNING: Driver is Fully Human.

No autopilot. No driver assistance. No AI co-pilot whispering in the earpiece. Just a real person, fully present, making real decisions at real speed — with all the glorious imperfection that comes with it.

May brake late. May take the long way home. May rev the engine just because it sounds good. Fully human. Fully intentional. Zero apologies.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. The warning label is real. The human behind the wheel is realer. Proceed accordingly.

✦ THE SHIRT

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Relaxed unisex fit with that perfectly broken-in feel from day one.

✦ THE FABRIC

100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight and soft. Garment-dyed for a worn, lived-in color that only gets better with age. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT

DTG printed in a retro distressed style — bold vintage automotive warning graphic for the unapologetically human driver. No software required. Worn-in from day one.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE