This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a wink for makers, fixers, and anyone who trusts duct tape more than suggestions. The front art shows a roll of tape and a robot giving advice, with the line “AI recommends professional repair — I have — Recommendation declined.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you’ve spent the afternoon salvaging a project, laughing at clever shortcuts, and want to wear that practicality like a badge. The soft, lived-in color and relaxed fit make it comfortable for weekend garage sessions, quick runs to the hardware store, or low-key hangouts with other tinkerers. It ages into a softer, more characterful staple the more you wear it—just like the projects it celebrates.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability - Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many colors
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
