EMT 'Emotionally Malfunctioning Today' T-Shirt

E.M.T. — EMOTIONALLY MALFUNCTIONING TODAY. Dispatched. Barely functional. Still showing up. 🚑

AI doesn't have feelings. You have all of them. At once. Before 9am. The EMT in you responds to every emotional emergency — yours, theirs, the stranger's on the internet — with everything you've got. That's not a malfunction. That's being magnificently, exhaustingly human.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed for soft vintage color and texture. Tubular knit, double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. That worn, faded feel that only gets better with every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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