Soft, lived-in cotton meets sly, geeky humor. This garment-dyed tee wears like a favorite from day one — relaxed through the shoulders with a heavyweight, substantial feel that still breathes. The front print reads like a mock-official badge: “F.B.I. — Failed Bot Imitator” with a small, self-aware line beneath. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal wit without shouting: pairing easily with jeans, hoodies, or layered under a jacket for meetups, conventions, coding marathons, or casual weekend hangs. The dye-after-construction process gives each shirt a slightly vintage, broken-in color and texture, while durable double-needle seams and a tubular knit body keep it looking honest wash after wash. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s built for folks who appreciate clever design, comfort, and clothing that ages with them.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavy-weight feel - Garment-dyed after construction for vintage texture and color - Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seam) construction for durability - Relaxed fit in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric - Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
