This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings deadpan humor to everyday wear. The bold “F.B.I.” chest print — cleverly redefined as “Fatigued Beyond Imagination” with a small “operating on caffeine and hope” line — reads like a private joke you share with coworkers, late-night students, and anyone who keeps a travel mug within arm’s reach. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton softens with every wash while the garment dye gives the fabric a lived-in look and cozy hand. Wear it around town, layered under a flannel for cool mornings, or as the go-to shirt for long shifts and travel days; the relaxed fit and sturdy double-needle seams promise comfort that lasts. Available in many colors and sizes, this tee ages into a favorite you’ll reach for when you need a little humor and a lot of comfort.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — thick, comfortable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for soft texture and lived-in color
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, durable build
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for long-term wear
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk and relaxed fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
