“I Will Be in My Office (The Garage) — No AI Allowed”

Office hours: whenever he feels like it. Location: the garage. Interruptions: not welcome.

He's got wrenches, tools, and a strict no-AI policy. The garage is where he thinks, creates, and fixes everything — including the stuff nobody else can figure out. This one's for every dad whose best office has no desk, no meetings, and definitely no Zoom calls. 🔧🚫🤖

Proudly human. Defiantly real. 🖤

• Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, legendary softness
• Retro distressed DTG print — vintage-inspired artwork with a worn-in, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit

Care instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low heat
• Do not iron on print
• Do not dry clean

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