Halloween: Trick or Trash Racoon T-Shirt

They didn't ask for candy. They asked for chaos.
Three raccoons. One mission. Zero regrets.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. We asked AI to design a Halloween costume once. It suggested "sexy spreadsheet." So we let the raccoons handle it instead.

✦ THE SHIRT
This is the "Trick or Trash Raccoon Parade" tee — and yes, it's exactly as chaotic and wonderful as it sounds. Three stacked raccoons in full Halloween mode, printed on a soft blush pink Comfort Colors tee with that worn-in vintage feel. It's spooky season for people who know the real Halloween icons were never vampires — they were always the trash pandas.

✦ THE FABRIC
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Relaxed unisex fit with that perfectly broken-in feel right out of the bag. Made in Honduras. Soft, breathable, and built to be your favorite shirt by the third wear.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG (direct-to-garment) printed with a retro distressed finish — rich ink, vintage texture, and that slightly worn look that makes it feel like you've had it for years. The kind of print that gets better every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Treat it right and it'll haunt your wardrobe for years.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE