HUMANWARE :Byte Me Retro Nature T-Shirt

Not a bug. Not a glitch.
Just a human who's done with your nonsense.

Some days the inbox wins. The meetings run long. The Wi-Fi drops at the worst moment. Byte Me is for those days — the ones where you smile, nod, and let your shirt do the talking. Worn-in Comfort Colors, retro nature print, and just enough attitude to get through Monday.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. No humans were harmed in the making of this tee. Bots, however, were roasted.

✦ THE SHIRT

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Relaxed unisex fit. Heavyweight and lived-in from the first wear. The retro distressed print gives it that vintage outdoor feel — like a postcard from someone who finally said what everyone was thinking.

✦ THE FABRIC

100% ring-spun cotton. Soft, pre-shrunk, and built for the long haul. Made in Honduras. Garment-dyed for a naturally faded, worn-in color that only gets better with age.

✦ THE PRINT

DTG direct-to-garment print with a retro distressed finish. Vintage-inspired, slightly worn — like it's already survived a few bad Mondays.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron low heat if needed. Skip the dry cleaner.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE