If I'm Ever On Life Support Unplug Me Then Plug Me Back In Funny Tech Tee

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if it works.

It's not dark. It's just good IT logic applied to life. You've rebooted everything else — the router, the laptop, the relationship, the career — and honestly, the success rate is pretty solid. This tee is for the ones who troubleshoot first and panic later, who speak fluent sarcasm, and who know that turning it off and on again is always step one. 🔌❤️🖤

Proudly human. Just needs a restart sometimes.

✦ AI DISCLOSURE (we unplugged it. it came back weirder.)
Mockups are AI-generated. The design? Created and approved by an actual human who has applied the reboot method to at least one non-tech situation. AI assisted — no life support was involved. 🖤 #ImNotAI

✦ THE SHIRT
Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, legendary softness. Relaxed unisex fit perfect for shifts, game nights, and every casual moment that deserves a quiet inside joke.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed for that rich, lived-in color. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
Retro distressed DTG print — heartbeat line meets plug-and-socket art, worn-in and worn-proud. Designed by a human. No reboots required.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS