Las Vegas: Wallet Left/RIP Saving T-Shirt

What happens in Vegas… stays in Vegas. Especially your money.

You came. You saw. You conquered absolutely nothing financially. But you had the time of your life doing it — and that's worth something. Probably exactly what's left in your account. Which is nothing.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. We asked AI to calculate our Vegas odds once. It gave us a 47% chance of breaking even. We lost everything in 11 minutes. So, same.

✦ THE SHIRT
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee in a relaxed unisex fit. The kind of shirt that looks like it's already been through a weekend in Vegas and somehow came out cooler for it.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun cotton. Soft, heavyweight, and built to last longer than your bankroll. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG direct-to-garment print with a retro distressed finish — vintage-inspired, worn-in feel. Front: your wallet's farewell. Back: its obituary.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Treat it better than you treated your savings.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE