Low Battery, High Potassium Banana T-Shirt

Phone's dead. Energy's gone. But potassium levels? THRIVING. 🍌⚡

For every night-shift worker, exhausted parent, over-caffeinated student, and human running purely on snacks and stubbornness — this one's for you. Low battery. High potassium. No AI required to survive the day.

Proudly human. Defiantly real. 🖤

• Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, legendary softness
• Retro distressed DTG print — vintage-inspired artwork with a worn-in, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit

Care instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low heat
• Do not iron on print
• Do not dry clean

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