MAHJONG: Do Not Interrupt T-shirt

⚠️ WARNING: Do Not Interrupt. I'm Building My Wall.

This is not the time. Not right now. The tiles are lined up, the wall is taking shape, and every single one of your brain cells is locked in. You love these people. You do. But if someone asks you a question right now — any question, even a good one — there will be consequences. The warning has been issued. The shirt says it all. Consider yourself informed.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. We asked AI if it could be interrupted mid-task. It said yes, paused immediately, lost its entire train of thought, and started over from scratch with full politeness. Do not be the AI. Protect your wall.

✦ THE SHIRT
Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Relaxed unisex fit with that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Available in sizes S–3XL.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz. Soft, breathable, and serious about focus. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG direct-to-garment print with a retro distressed, vintage-inspired finish. A warning label that doubles as a conversation starter — after the game.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. And do not interrupt the laundry cycle either.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE