Marriage.exe. DANGEROUS WORDS T-Shirt — Funny Relationship Status

MARRIAGE.EXE — DANGEROUS WORDS. "Fine." "Whatever." "Nothing's wrong." System critical. 🚨

No AI natural language model has ever successfully decoded what "I'm fine" actually means in a marriage. That requires years of field research, emotional intelligence, and the survival instincts of someone who knows exactly when to apologize and when to bring snacks. No algorithm qualifies.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed for soft vintage color and texture. Tubular knit, double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. That worn, faded feel that only gets better with every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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