MARRIAGE.EXE Game Over'. Gamer T-Shirt

MARRIAGE.EXE — GAME OVER. Insert more love to continue. 🎮

You thought you were the main character. Then you got married. Now you're player two, the sidekick, and the final boss all at once. No AI simulation has ever captured the full experience of loving someone so much you'd respawn and do it all over again. Every single time.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed for soft vintage color and texture. Tubular knit, double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. That worn, faded feel that only gets better with every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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