Marriage.exe Wedding Tee (Troubleshooting: Ongoing)

MARRIAGE.EXE — TROUBLESHOOTING: ONGOING. No patch available. No reboot recommended. 💍

AI can optimize systems. It cannot optimize marriage. The arguments about the thermostat. The "I'm fine" that means nothing is fine. The love that somehow survives all of it anyway. No algorithm has ever modeled anything this beautifully, chaotically human.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed for soft vintage color and texture. Tubular knit, double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. That worn, faded feel that only gets better with every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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