P.H.D. "Pure Human Dumbness" T-Shirt

P.H.D. — PURE HUMAN DUMBNESS. Earned it the hard way. No dissertation required. 🎓

You've made decisions that defied all logic. You've ignored every warning sign. You've done the thing anyway. Congratulations — you've earned your doctorate in being magnificently, authentically human.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz/yd²). Garment-dyed for soft vintage color and texture. Tubular knit, double-needle stitching, pre-shrunk relaxed fit. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. That worn, faded feel that only gets better with every wash.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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