Shit Biscuit Prompted Perfect Bake Broken Funny Graphic Tee

Prompted perfect. Baked broken. Still delicious.

You had the recipe. You had the vision. You followed every step with confidence and intention — and what came out of the oven was a beautiful, chaotic, slightly cursed masterpiece. Sound familiar? This tee is for the backyard bakers, the late-night snack conspirators, and everyone who has ever looked at their creation and said "I meant to do that." Wear it proudly. The biscuit doesn't lie. 🥐🖤🔥

Proudly human. Gloriously imperfect.

✦ AI DISCLOSURE (AI couldn't bake this one either)
Mockups are AI-generated. The design? Created and approved by an actual human who has pulled something questionable out of an oven and served it anyway. AI assisted — the biscuit situation is entirely human-made. 🖤 #ImNotAI

✦ THE SHIRT
Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, legendary softness. Relaxed unisex fit perfect for camp stove mornings, kitchen chaos, and every moment that deserves a well-timed laugh.

✦ THE FABRIC
100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed for that rich, lived-in color. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT
Retro distressed DTG print — rustic biscuit illustration with bold vintage diner lettering. Worn-in, worn-proud. Designed by a human. The biscuit was consulted.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS