T.A.X. "Theft Approved by Xperts" Graphic Tee

They said it was complicated.

They said you wouldn't understand.

They were right — because the part where they take your money and call it a service was always going to be a hard sell.

T.A.X.: Theft Approved by X-perts. You earned it. We take it. Have a nice day.

Wear it to your next audit. Or just to brunch. Either way, someone's going to have feelings about it.

AI-generated mockups. 100% real shirt. The taxation is also very real.

✦ THE SHIRT

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Relaxed unisex fit with that perfectly broken-in feel from day one.

✦ THE FABRIC

100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight and soft. Garment-dyed for a worn, lived-in color that only gets better with age. Made in Honduras.

✦ THE PRINT

DTG printed in a bold, retro distressed style — big T.A.X. letters, satirical tagline, and that worn-in graphic energy that makes a statement without shouting. Well, maybe a little shouting.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

✦ SIZE CHART + FIT GUIDE