UFO - Unidentified Functioning Office Worker Tshirt

Unidentified. Functioning. Somehow.

Nobody knows how you do it. Honestly, neither do you. But you show up, you function, and that's enough. 🛸💼😅

Proudly human. Defiantly real. 🖤

• Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, legendary softness
• Retro distressed DTG print — vintage-inspired artwork with a worn-in, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit

Care instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low heat
• Do not iron on print
• Do not dry clean

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