UFO Unidentified Functioning Officeworker T-Shirt

You show up. You function. Nobody knows how. You are the UFO.

For every office worker who survives on coffee, deadlines, and sheer willpower — this tee is your spirit animal. Wear it proudly. Or just wear it because it's comfortable and you're too tired to care.

✦ THE SHIRT
Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717 — the garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels like it's been yours forever. Relaxed unisex fit, lived-in softness, and that perfectly worn-in look right out of the box.

✦ THE PRINT
DTG printed with a vintage-inspired, distressed aesthetic. Bold retro UFO graphic with that worn, faded feel that only gets better with time.

✦ CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out on low heat.

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