Bureau of Burnouts

Every agency has a file on you. Ours just happens to be funnier. The Bureau is home to the most elite collection of human acronyms ever assembled — FBI, CIA, DEA, NSA, ATF, IRS, EMT, LAPD, OSHA, NASA, and more. These aren't government agencies. These are survival strategies. Welcome to the department of being gloriously, unapologetically human.